UP Medicine pick-up lines, part two, PGH edition

YOU'VE SEEN the first video. Well . . . we've made another one. Shot in clandestine locations at the Philippine General Hospital, the video shows how old we've grown these past years. I hope you enjoy the video as much as we've had fun making it.



My favorites include:

• "Stretcher ka ba, kasi wala na akong mahanap na iba eh."
• "Okay lang wala kang white card, libre naman labs ko."
• "Okay lang sa akin ma-STEMI, para every day ICU."
• "Pregnancy test ka ba? Positive ka sa puso ko, eh."

Watch the whole thing.

I was soaking my specimen—placenta and other products of conception—in formalin when Jonas and Pito barged in to take a shot of me.

Many thanks to Pito Magno, Jonas Pico, and the rest of the team for coming up with this.