Funny names
Because there are millions of us in the country, it's hard to imagine there are people with really weird names. Aside from those who have a zealous fascination for the letter h (Bhoy, Nheneng, Indhay), there are people who carry surnames that will make you go Did I hear that right? before you explode in laughter.
Junk food
In my high school, a teacher was checking attendance one day, calling each person first by surname followed by the given name:
Bastareche, Peewee.
Now that sounds like junkfood.
The good friend
Juicy true story from Ate Meann:
A lady just gave birth to a boy. Exhausted after delivery, she asked her friend to go to the City Hall to register the name of the newborn baby. The mother must have ruminated on that name for years. When the friend eventually got to the Hall, she totally forgot the name. The problem was, she couldn't go back, and during that time, cellphones weren't common yet. So, the friend thought of a glorious, decent name that the baby would use for years: Reboluto.
In my high school, a girl queued up to pay for her tuition. When it was her turn, the clerk asked, "Ano'ng apelyido mo?"
"Apelyido po."
"Hoy, huwag mo akong lokohin. Ano nga ang apelyido mo?"
"Apelyido nga po."
The clerk was about to explode until she learned that the girl was telling the truth.
What?
In Paete, Laguna, a barangay chairman is named Hermie Bagongahasa (newly raped).
Junk food
In my high school, a teacher was checking attendance one day, calling each person first by surname followed by the given name:
Bastareche, Peewee.
Now that sounds like junkfood.
The good friend
Juicy true story from Ate Meann:
A lady just gave birth to a boy. Exhausted after delivery, she asked her friend to go to the City Hall to register the name of the newborn baby. The mother must have ruminated on that name for years. When the friend eventually got to the Hall, she totally forgot the name. The problem was, she couldn't go back, and during that time, cellphones weren't common yet. So, the friend thought of a glorious, decent name that the baby would use for years: Reboluto.
In my high school, a girl queued up to pay for her tuition. When it was her turn, the clerk asked, "Ano'ng apelyido mo?"
"Apelyido po."
"Hoy, huwag mo akong lokohin. Ano nga ang apelyido mo?"
"Apelyido nga po."
The clerk was about to explode until she learned that the girl was telling the truth.
What?
In Paete, Laguna, a barangay chairman is named Hermie Bagongahasa (newly raped).